1 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:45,630 He must be the unique, the incomparable, Geneviève de Fontencon! THANKS, 2 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:49,690 but I'm not the star! We We're here to celebrate Miss Aran! 3 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:22,250 of hiding place again for the queen of barbara herring which weighs how much? Oh that 4 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:28,350 go up! It's gone 5 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:33,590 Come on, let's try to predict the number of herrings on the scale then 6 00:02:33,590 --> 00:02:34,590 go ahead my darlings 7 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:57,120 Hi André, how are you? That you for me create such a child. 8 00:02:58,140 --> 00:03:02,240 How are my meatballs? How are you ? With pleasure. 9 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:08,040 Come on, come on. Hello you. How are you ? Here's a little present. 10 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:11,640 Sit down, our future groom. 11 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:15,060 Come on, my wife, make a wish and do it. 12 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,060 Come on, it's okay, no time to fool, here we go, let's go. 13 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:28,580 Thanks for coming to our hole Norman. 14 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,900 I'm really happy to see your sales gules. 15 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:41,600 And even if we are in the four corners of the France, the 16 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,220 The important thing is that we meet again. 17 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:54,310 It's true that he took the time, what did he burn? I don't know, 18 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:57,990 gentleman wanted to be installed, I know not! We are divorcing Maëlle. 19 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:04,190 Oh shit! We have to say to ourselves that we have been also stupid to get married at 19. 20 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:08,270 But it's okay, you hold your neck, my son. No but it's okay, it's me who followed me 21 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:10,270 drawn, it's very good like that. You are going find someone else. 22 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:14,310 But yes! Okay, let's talk about other things when I'm going to bring bad luck. 23 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:16,649 Oh no, future divorce! 24 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,680 Did you do it again, then? Well yeah, it's the last one for the road. If I 25 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,840 I started with the third, I wouldn't have made three. It's true, that, 26 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,040 or not? But of course it's true. 27 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:33,860 Stop, she's so cute. No, she isn't too cool, she's too annoying. 28 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:34,919 She's like you. 29 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:40,720 Hello, balls! That's not true! Gaëtan Malbac! Malbac, my character! 30 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:44,040 Amazing ! For your wedding. Come to me decorate, you. 31 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:50,220 Okay! Go ahead, I'm out of here. 32 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:58,680 I got some parachutes from MD. 33 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,760 The demon wakes up. 34 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,360 I don't know if I can handle this. This I'm sorry I didn't take that. This 35 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,260 I'm sorry I didn't take that. That go, yeah? Are you old or what? C 36 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:08,860 What is it, roll my chicken? This is the same part. 37 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,219 We don't think. 38 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,220 Public distribution. 39 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:16,680 You put the ball. You put the ball. But anything. You are going to make me 40 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,519 cuddles there. 41 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,960 It's a man's price. 42 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,800 to have a good evening. 43 00:10:15,079 --> 00:10:16,620 Well, here it is, the bitch. 44 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,420 Welcome among us, my dear. 45 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,060 Tell me your name, your first name. 46 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,160 Uh... Fanny Criotté. 47 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,280 Finally... Clabo. 48 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,720 Fanny Clabo. 49 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:26,839 All right. 50 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,960 How old are you? Me, I'm... 32 years old. 51 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,780 Okay, very good. And this young man pulled you out of bed, do you know who it is? He 52 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:36,400 tell you something? Well yes, it is my brother. 53 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,100 Well, it's perfect. 54 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,800 But why am I here? Because You've jumped into trouble, Fanny. 55 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:56,180 You know, Dominique's cousin, the one what does a disabled daughter have, who lives 56 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,780 in Seineville, she saw a psychologist. 57 00:10:58,340 --> 00:10:59,740 It did him a lot of good, he appears. 58 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,020 Then, if you want to talk to us, we are here, us. 59 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:06,720 I know, mom. 60 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,120 Ah! It’s Maëlle. 61 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,600 Ah no, but you don't let him in, huh. 62 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,840 I...I can't. 63 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:25,740 No more cuddles, but now. 64 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,280 Great reunion. 65 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,740 a siren who came to illuminate Today is the Haran festival. 66 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:01,960 Good evening. So maybe to start, can you introduce yourself? 67 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,960 Yes, good evening, my name is Anemone, I am a mermaid, or rather one of the three 68 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,040 French professional mermaids. So reassure me, you are not going to 69 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,960 eat? No, men, I stopped I have been digesting them poorly for a long time. 70 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:16,000 So, you came with your costume, your... how can you put it? 71 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,060 It's a tail or a fin if we prefer. In any case, it is very 72 00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:22,960 impressive. How do we decide to become a mermaid? Does this 73 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:26,800 took like that one morning? You don't don't think so well. I was 74 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,820 showgirl in a big club in Australia and I put on my first tail 75 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:34,700 fish for a number in a cup of giant champagne. 76 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,280 And it was a real revelation. 77 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:41,120 It never left me again, I have everything dumped, I took a manager on my 78 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,080 shoulder and I decided to devote myself fully into mermaiding. 79 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,060 So what does this mean for you to be a mermaid? 80 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,340 Being a mermaid isn't just about putting on a suit is above all being 81 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:56,560 free, to be independent is to integrate a community of mermaids and mermen 82 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,140 who come from the four corners of the world. 83 00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:02,840 And it is also adhering to values like solidarity, openness 84 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,760 spirit too. Okay, okay. So there is obviously a question which 85 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,760 burns the lips. 86 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:11,540 Besides, I see that apparently you already emulate. 87 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,700 This is also a little bit the spirit of Morocco Day. 88 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,980 Hello my little fishes, well you have many have asked me to come and do 89 00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,320 a ride in my fins, so it's gone. 90 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:43,400 The little first in blue silicone, pearly, I love it, it's only good 91 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:47,040 memories with her. This one, she has makes its way, it still has sand 92 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,280 on it. The Atlantic, of course. 93 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,240 There, this is my youngest of my beloved designer, Mermaid Tail. 94 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,240 Look, she's beautiful, she's a sequin hybrid. This one is 7 95 00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:02,160 month of work, 15,000 sequins, each embroidered, one by one. I'm the fan. 96 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:06,740 Who ordered a sea bream? All the more which one would not say like that, but a 97 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:10,720 fin, it weighs between 10 and 25 kilos. So it really takes effort. 98 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,620 extra to swim in costume. THE while keeping a smile and eyes 99 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,080 open, without looking potty. 100 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:26,640 You are required to repay jointly the sum of 31,245.56 101 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,460 euros, corresponding to the price per consumption contracted during your 102 00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:30,460 union. 103 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:34,220 Details appear here, in the appendix of the divorce agreement. 104 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:41,140 Wait, I have to pay for all that, here ? But I can't, I barely touch it 105 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:44,000 Minimum wage. And I, Nini, I'm not at 3,000 euros per month. 106 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,100 No, but you won't have to pay everything suddenly. Collection services 107 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,580 have spread your monthly payments over 10 years. 108 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,590 No, but you're not going to ask me to languish for ten years to pay for these 109 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:52,590 stuff, I'm sorry. 110 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,330 I don't want these rotten things, I leaves him. 111 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:59,390 And then what else? But it is he who bought everything more! What ? He told me 112 00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:00,390 never left a choice. 113 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,750 And you left me the choice when Did you kill our baby? Kill our baby? 114 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,330 But you are seriously ill! She has you said she made me believe that she 115 00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:09,790 had a miscarriage while made it worth the pills for the 116 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:10,369 saute. 117 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:13,030 And he told you that he tampered with my pills? 118 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,490 Trafficking pills? But how do I can you traffic pills? It is enough to 119 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,530 go to the pharmacy to buy some. 120 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,890 She always loses her things. But I always told you that I didn't want 121 00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,410 kids! You were very happy when we was trying to do them. 122 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,250 Okay, calm down, please. 123 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:26,590 If you keep playing this, you will end up in front of a business judge 124 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,830 family. Is that what you want? Well no, obviously. 125 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:31,550 So please sign right there, if please you. 126 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,790 Respecting the document, possibly. 127 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:42,070 Sir ? I agreed, at the basis. 128 00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:20,109 Who cares, him? Who is it ? You have you ever seen him? No. 129 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:21,690 He hangs around the port all the time. 130 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,390 He made a mess at Haron's party. 131 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,290 Well, he doesn't look good though. nasty. 132 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:35,250 Fanny, perhaps? I present to you Martin. 133 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,190 He comes to do a test to replace Abdel. 134 00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:38,570 Good morning. 135 00:17:38,710 --> 00:17:40,610 Me, do you hear? Nobody calls me, Martin. 136 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:42,230 Good morning. 137 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,420 Well, I really have to attacks me at the office. 138 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,840 Fanny, can you show her the mess? On the other hand, your nails. Oh yeah, 139 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,900 sorry. 140 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,600 I forgot to do it this morning. 141 00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,340 Martin, 142 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,300 I see you before you leave? Yes. 143 00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,380 Welcome, Tintin. 144 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,720 Are you following me? Yes. 145 00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:09,940 Okay, so here we are in the room. cooking. 146 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,360 There you have the defroster. 147 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:17,580 So, we drain, we take a look foam cannon, a sponge blow, and 148 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,580 afterwards, we strip with a cleaner pressure. 149 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,000 Alison, don't stay there, you'll get killed by your mother. 150 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,860 Go ahead, do... Me, 151 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,720 I'm saying this for you, I'm not your mother, I don't care. 152 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,100 Who is it ? She's Cécile's little one. 153 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,780 She stays there until 2 a.m.? Yeah, afterwards, Cécile lays her on the 154 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:38,440 sofa in the hall when she is tired. 155 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,660 Poor kid. 156 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,580 Okay, there you have cooking vats. 157 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:46,460 It's the same as the defroster. Even principle. 158 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,660 We don't go there anymore. 159 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,380 Be careful, thermal shock. 160 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,520 So, that’s the conditioning. 161 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,960 You have to be careful because Popiette, she's finished beating heads 162 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,460 machine before attacking. The Popiette, she does the detailed stuff. 163 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,220 We pamper her, grandma. 164 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,780 She's been here since... What? 40? 43 years old, madam. 165 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,780 43. She doesn't want to leave us. 166 00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,050 You would see the face of my retirement, you. 167 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,270 Okay, and when Popier is finished, I can launch the foam cannon. 168 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,020 Can you close, please? Yeah, yeah, don't worry. 169 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,199 I have to close. 170 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,099 Yes yes. 171 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,840 Cool. Come on, let's go. 172 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,600 Good luck. 173 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,660 Hi. Hi. 174 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:25,680 Hello, good night. 175 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:31,160 Oh dear, what crappy weather, huh? Good night. 176 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,420 Yeah, see you tomorrow. 177 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,240 Hey, do you want to see something awesome? Well yeah. 178 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,180 Look at. 179 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,000 You can scroll, there are several photos. 180 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,740 With your finger, you do this, like this, and there you slip like that. 181 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,140 Yeah, well okay, I'm old, but I'm not stupid. 182 00:20:59,820 --> 00:21:00,820 I didn't say that. 183 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,220 In this shell you can hear my mother. 184 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,780 Hello, Anemone? What the hell were you doing ? Why weren't you at dinner? 185 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:12,300 family last night? What is this thing? ? It's mermaiding. 186 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,640 What ? Mermaiding. 187 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,880 There are lots of girls all over the place people who do this. 188 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,229 Oh yeah? 189 00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:21,150 It rocks, huh? Well, why do you do not like her? Well, I don't know, you have 190 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,690 seen this goddess? Gorgeous. 191 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:25,370 Me, I'm mouthed like a spratz of six weeks. 192 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:28,130 I look like a little guy. 193 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,910 But no, miss. 194 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:34,450 No, but you know that a tail like that of mermaid, it's worth at least 3000 balls. 195 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:38,870 Okay, well, what? Money, it turns out, huh? Oh, well, find it, eh. 196 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:40,350 Anything. 197 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,310 No, but it's true, there are girls with whom it works, others not, and 198 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,129 that's it, that's all. 199 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:45,410 I'm from that one. 200 00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:48,110 Stay in your corner cleaning up the shit drops. 201 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,430 Okay, let's raise our heads. 202 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:53,830 And especially the temples. 203 00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:58,630 But would you see me do that? But totally, yeah. 204 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:01,650 Do you visualize? Absolutely, I tell you. 205 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,190 Okay. 206 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,110 But I see you clearly, we're going to be like that. 207 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:09,790 It was time to redo them, roots. I know, I know. 208 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,710 Your father snores too much, I'm going to sleep at the bottom. 209 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,130 You're doing well. 210 00:23:03,390 --> 00:23:06,190 Is it late there? You just returned from the factory? Yeah. 211 00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:11,470 My darling Francine told me about the debts, we can help you a little if that 212 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,470 It's too hard. 213 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:14,910 Are you still talking to Mel's mom? Well yeah. 214 00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:17,010 I don't know, it's weird. 215 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:18,450 Well no. 216 00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:21,950 Save your money, I'll manage. 217 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:25,110 I don't know, do yourself a favor. 218 00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:27,870 Go on vacation. 219 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:32,210 On vacation. You know your father, he is unable to leave his chickens. 220 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,150 Anyway, I hope you don't regret it too much. 221 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:36,770 I really liked Maëlle. 222 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:38,470 I'll leave you to it, eh. 223 00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:39,570 He is available. 224 00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:43,730 Dark. Oh dear, but what are you suspected. But we can't tell you anything. 225 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:46,310 Nothing. You really are your daughter father. 226 00:23:48,270 --> 00:23:48,869 Good night. 227 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:49,870 Yeah, good night. 228 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:11,730 That's not possible. 229 00:24:59,629 --> 00:25:05,110 Ah I forgot mom sorry I can't there 230 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:32,460 ... ... ... 231 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:37,080 ... 232 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,280 It's beautiful, isn't it? Yeah. 233 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:18,360 Anna? Yeah ? You take yourself, it's obligatory, please. 234 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,400 It's going to be okay, ma'am. 235 00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:23,539 Calm down. 236 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:24,540 Calm down. So. 237 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Let yourself float. 238 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,120 How are you. How are you. 239 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,440 Stop trying to swim, lady. 240 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,840 Stop trying to swim. 241 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,920 So. 242 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,040 No, I'm in charge. 243 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160 Let yourself float. 244 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,180 So. 245 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:43,880 So. 246 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 So. 247 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:52,620 It will take other lessons to be a real little mermaid. Are you okay, ma'am? 248 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:58,420 Now's not the time, sweetie. It's a real mermaid. 249 00:27:58,740 --> 00:28:01,820 But are you stupid or what? She works at the shrimp factory with my 250 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:02,860 mother. That's enough. 251 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:09,120 She's useless, she doesn't even know swim. It's just bad kids 252 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,900 like you, we take them to get drunk at the vet? Anything ! I'm going 253 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,860 tell my mother how you treated me. She's going to send you away. 254 00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:17,760 Come on, come on, let's move aside children, we move away. We're going to swim, we're going to play, 255 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,540 we're going to get back into the water. 256 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:20,940 I can do it too. 257 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,940 Ah well yes, don't answer me, it's children, let's see. 258 00:28:47,340 --> 00:28:50,080 You know, I had a day too rotten. 259 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,380 I buried the Didis. 260 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,240 I'm sorry, my poor thing. 261 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:58,360 She got run over, then I'm sure it's the neighbor next door who got it 262 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,139 done on purpose. 263 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:00,460 No, I liked the Didi, in more. 264 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:01,880 Me too. 265 00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,840 But what do you want? I prefer bury my cats rather than this 266 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,840 she who buries me. 267 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:08,460 That's for sure. 268 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,380 It makes you laugh to tell bullshit to my daughter? 269 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,880 I spent two hours explaining to him that children were not bitten. 270 00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:17,160 She is capable of bullying. At the same time, don't come in a swimming pool 271 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,180 dressed as a mermaid on a Wednesday afternoon. The swimming pool is there, all 272 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:25,080 world. It wouldn't come to mind apologize? Sorry, there you go. 273 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,740 Great, thank you. 274 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,360 Oh, what bullshit. 275 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,680 I got myself into debt up to my glottis. 276 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:45,780 I can't even swim with this thing, it weighs a ton. 277 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,900 What ? If your anemone, it is capable, you too can achieve it. 278 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:55,620 You just have to practice, that's all. 279 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,340 It's dead, anyway, I didn't even no longer allowed to go to the swimming pool with 280 00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,340 my tail. I'm stuck like the mermaid in cardboard. 281 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,920 All you have to do is insult the kids, more. 282 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,720 You want to fish for petron, no problem get wet behind. 283 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,060 Yeah well my behind is full of it this wet ass! 284 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:28,560 Hi 285 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:35,040 Fanny! Hi ! I am in the process of Do you like making an omelette? 286 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,680 But Tintin, you will not turn away pick up your shit. 287 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,620 I can mend your socks too. 288 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,800 That's it, laugh. 289 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,680 Put everything in the fleet. It's not okay not hang around. 290 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,900 But did you see that? Yes. 291 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,140 And my fishing rights were taken away. 292 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,660 I gave up everything to live here. 293 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,920 My goal is to be independent. 294 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:06,400 You're on a bit of a survivalist trip, actually, is that it? Well, yes. 295 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:09,640 Hold. Settle down. Sorry, I didn't have not planned to receive. 296 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:13,760 Did you see Mathieu? THANKS. 297 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:15,940 Stand there. 298 00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:30,660 Damn. 299 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,220 And you travel a lot, therefore? 300 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,760 Soon, yeah. 301 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:41,700 Right there, I'm trying to do enough money to finish fitting out the boat. 302 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,020 That's why, Christophe Ray. 303 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,820 Because it's not my passion to work at Christophe Ray, that is. 304 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,640 You have to be relaxed afterwards. 305 00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:49,060 Well, respect, eh. 306 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,640 It's nice to go to the end of something thing. 307 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,700 I always get bogged down along the way. 308 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:55,380 I can't get anything done. 309 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:03,120 Anyway, that was where I jumped over. So I got 310 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,740 said, you might as well choose that. 311 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,440 I'm not saying this to give you ideas. 312 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,160 Hey, the chef's specialty. 313 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:13,780 Them in bulk. 314 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:20,920 What are you doing tomorrow at 2 a.m. morning? 315 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,320 Now, Friday or not, it's not a schedule for a 10 year old child. 316 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,580 Oh fuck, hang it up. 317 00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,160 I can't take it anymore. 318 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,680 I'm following Fanny. 319 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:32,900 Don't hang around too much. 320 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:37,020 Come on, ring! I'll arrive in 30 minutes ! If the babysitter is outside, I 321 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:42,460 swear, it's okay now! You want overtime? Yeah, I'm late. 322 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:44,320 Forget your shrimp, huh? 323 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,100 It's the last Friday of the month. 324 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,020 Thawed Ecuador shrimp, very good for me. 325 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:52,940 I'll leave them to you, sweetie. Eh, good weekend! Hello, Nini. 326 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,380 Kisses, have a good weekend! 327 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,840 It must be assumed that a siren has no knees. 328 00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:12,940 To wave well, imagine that you are a vague. The movement starts from the shoulders, you 329 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:17,780 the aces on your chest and end up with your hips. There you go, and you push like that. 330 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,280 Don't hesitate to pack them up because underwater, movements 331 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,280 are slowed down. 332 00:35:43,340 --> 00:35:47,660 that you will slow down your pace heart rate and save your oxygen. 333 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,540 When diving, you can do the small carp technique which 334 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:55,160 consists of taking a large inspiration and to complete it with 335 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,700 series of small inspirations. 336 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:23,970 Good morning. Good morning. 337 00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:28,470 We don't want to meet? No, because that I missed... In fact, I 338 00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:32,770 'ai... Oh, what is this thing? In done... I already have missions at 339 00:36:32,770 --> 00:36:36,430 Christophe Fray in the evening. And like he I need to work more, I wanted 340 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:41,090 find out if you had missions others. Well, during the day, then. I 341 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:41,908 know you. 342 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:44,390 You are Madame... Mademoiselle Clabot. 343 00:36:45,210 --> 00:36:46,210 Clabot. 344 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:48,350 Okay, Clabot, Clabot, okay. 345 00:36:50,569 --> 00:36:54,370 So... No, but what made me same idea, eh? It's no use 346 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:55,610 interns, we can't count on them. 347 00:36:56,290 --> 00:36:57,570 This is complete nonsense. 348 00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:02,830 So, Cleves... I should find it over here. Sorry, actually, you got me 349 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:04,090 surely to Madame Griotté. 350 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:08,190 Wait, is it Griotté or is it Clabot? ? It's Griotté. Well, nothing to see, it’s 351 00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:09,190 light. 352 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:16,030 Okay, then... There you go! Hop there! I found it right away 353 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,610 ! Fanny Griotté. 354 00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,820 If I look where I should look, I found. 355 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,700 So I see you are working for us for 5 years. 356 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,280 You have good grades. 357 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,920 I see a lot of absences. 358 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,100 A year ago in May. 359 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520 I had an abortion. 360 00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:34,740 Oh, sorry. 361 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:39,480 Okay then, we are looking for staff cleaning for rentals 362 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,360 tourist. Are you interested? Yes, oui. 363 00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:44,540 I really like tourism. 364 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,080 No but you're not supposed to meet tourists. 365 00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:51,750 On the other hand, if you come across them, the first quality at Perfect Minute, it 366 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:52,750 is discretion. 367 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:56,990 So, hair tied up, sobriety, efficiency. 368 00:37:57,290 --> 00:37:58,290 Oui. 369 00:37:58,490 --> 00:38:01,350 It's clear. I will blend into the décor. 370 00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:04,690 Neither seen nor known. I was biased. 371 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:07,530 Are you transported? Yes. 372 00:38:09,150 --> 00:38:10,990 A little cord? No, thank you. 373 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:12,129 I already have one. 374 00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:13,130 Oh, great. 375 00:38:13,390 --> 00:38:14,670 You put it on, it gets publicity. 376 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:57,970 Oh damn shit. 377 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:02,960 Oh, but seriously guys. 378 00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,038 Oh, 379 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:13,920 damn 380 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:20,720 ! I put a little soft bass so that 381 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,580 the eyeshadow hangs well. 382 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:25,580 Me, I like to put a lot under the eyes. 383 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,840 A little blue, a little pink. 384 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,520 And here are my super good scales. 385 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:36,780 You are a pretty mermaid between 18 and 35 years? You dream of transforming your passion 386 00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:43,100 in business? Hurry up! Come and launch your career with Miss Mermaid Show. 10 387 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,860 young mermaids will be able to show their show in front of a jury from around the world 388 00:41:46,860 --> 00:41:47,860 whole. 389 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,460 It's easy to participate. 390 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:59,100 Make a nice little star video or of mermaid, an ancient, a maximum of 391 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:03,200 likes. The jury will select from among the 10 most liked mermaids. So come on 392 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,980 - there my little fish, and I will reveal to you where. 393 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,740 I don't know where I should press. 394 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:38,480 What is the button to press? ? Ah well that's it, it's filming. 395 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:41,618 Forget about doing you. 396 00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:46,040 Ah yes, then, yes, frankly, it’s a very beautiful specimen that you 397 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,020 show it there. A wonder of nature. 398 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,100 Yes, I fished it on the high seas. 399 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,200 It is an endangered species. 400 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,320 I'll let you have it for 10,000. 401 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,440 10,000? Well, sir, I buy it. 402 00:42:58,900 --> 00:42:59,900 Hidden ! 403 00:43:24,129 --> 00:43:26,890 So. Wait, everyone doesn't care my mouth, I only have comments from 404 00:43:26,890 --> 00:43:30,230 shit. Too expensive for cod? Very little for me. 405 00:43:31,099 --> 00:43:34,160 Thank goodness we don't smell it. It's idiots and we piss them off. 406 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:36,700 Stop looking at others. 407 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,220 You have, it does a lot of good. Yes, well I'm never going to be caught. 408 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,700 Ah, there is one, she made 1500 of likes. 409 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,940 She did something with effects in the sky and everything. It looks like an ad for 410 00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:46,940 deodorant. 411 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,840 Yeah, but our guy at least he tells something real. With a message to 412 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,840 the end. 413 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,280 Give it time. 414 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:53,720 It's going to take off. 415 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,380 What are you doing there? I'll see. 416 00:44:13,390 --> 00:44:14,390 Okay, the... 417 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:55,200 You see that little spark in the eyes 418 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,420 there? That's what I noticed right away following. 419 00:46:58,340 --> 00:47:01,240 That's why you have to make a short stroll. 420 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:07,150 Here we go, my little one. But what what are you doing Nini? 421 00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:13,610 Stop it Nini, you're going to traumatize. 422 00:47:13,890 --> 00:47:15,450 He must have experiences little. 423 00:47:16,910 --> 00:47:18,990 Come on, come here my little guy. 424 00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:21,490 Come on, let's get back in there. Here, there you go. 425 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,250 Come on, leave. 426 00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:31,390 What is this? Nina? 427 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:32,850 What is this? 428 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,440 What are you doing, disguised as half-naked fish? In the 429 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,840 newspaper? Well yeah, in the mail cauchois, there. Full page. 430 00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,160 It's a fish story. 431 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,220 Look at. Well yeah, it's me. 432 00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:45,660 It's my friend Tintin. 433 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:50,260 But what is this disguise? Well, it's not a disguise. I swim 434 00:47:50,260 --> 00:47:51,600 with. I am a mermaid. 435 00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:53,460 It's Daniel. 436 00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:55,900 Well, I'm going to become a mermaid professional. 437 00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:00,060 Professional mermaid? Well yes, it is a real job. 438 00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:01,400 There are plenty of professional girls. 439 00:48:01,740 --> 00:48:05,280 They do shows all over the world world, in aquariums, swimming pools, 440 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,660 and they get paid for it. 441 00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:09,540 Me, I could stop the households and repay my debts. 442 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,940 But Anthony, for example, I like well chickens, that's not why 443 00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:15,140 I'm going to become a professional chicken. 444 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:16,780 But Dad, that has nothing to do with it. 445 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,080 This is serious. 446 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:22,160 Oh yes, that, there, yes. Well yes, I will even hold a congress in Bilbao with 447 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,180 pros. Where? In Bilbao. 448 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,060 And I made a music video and everything. 449 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:28,840 Ah well, there you go, one more like. 450 00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:31,880 There, people, they send me likes because they support me, you see. 451 00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:35,140 Like this, they show, they give me strength, they tell me to continue. 452 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,600 You will look on the computer, you type Miss Mermaid, Nini the mermaid. That's it 453 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,600 which you see roughly. 454 00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:45,640 What is this Miss story again? Mother Shit, there? Oh, there's enough 455 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,960 -bol, eh! Oh, you're annoying us, Nini! On to the deal! 456 00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:03,440 It's for your survivalist trip. 457 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:06,140 Thanks Nini, that’s nice. I owe you that. 458 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,640 After that, they are too young, they won't take it right away. 459 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,140 So you whisper them well, you put them warm in your cabin, because 460 00:49:14,140 --> 00:49:15,420 if they gain weight, they die direct. 461 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:16,940 Okay? Okay. 462 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:18,740 Everyone for the results. 463 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,540 Yeah, everyone. 464 00:49:26,020 --> 00:49:30,720 I'm sure you'll be taken my Nini. 465 00:49:31,390 --> 00:49:34,190 It wasn't clear, their thing result. He just scored, please 466 00:49:34,190 --> 00:49:37,150 wait. We're patient, eh, good. Well yes, we are here. 467 00:49:38,510 --> 00:49:39,510 Really beautiful there. 468 00:49:40,070 --> 00:49:41,190 I don't know what it's called. 469 00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:43,010 I think it's skateboarding veil. 470 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:46,990 No ! No way. You see, but he is above the water. No ? But no, 471 00:49:47,010 --> 00:49:49,490 look at. I think it's making interesting. 472 00:49:49,930 --> 00:49:54,150 Oh ! Wait, what's going on here? Ah, here it comes. 473 00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:57,110 So. I'm not in it. Come on, come on, Go on. 474 00:49:57,610 --> 00:49:59,630 I'm not in it. But yes, but yes, but yes. Well, I'm fine. 475 00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:04,400 So ! But look who you are! Look at, you're selected! But I don't believe it, I 476 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:08,700 Don't believe it! Ah but I felt it, I I swear, I felt it! You are there 477 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:15,600 meilleure, Manini ! Thank you, thank you, thank you ! Bilbao ! Oh Manini ! J 478 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:21,180 Don't believe it! Oh the delirium! The delirium ! To us, Bilbao! 479 00:50:44,870 --> 00:50:46,770 Great, my darling. Well done, you're making progress. 480 00:50:47,390 --> 00:50:48,390 I fall again. 481 00:50:50,610 --> 00:50:52,130 Wait, it's by micro-dome. But shit. 482 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:26,550 And the double boom-boom. 483 00:51:29,010 --> 00:51:31,110 I turn around, inverted fetus. 484 00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:38,790 Here, the position here. Here, fetus reversed. And I explode. Explosion of 485 00:51:38,790 --> 00:51:41,490 fetus. And I turn around, it's there tendril. 486 00:51:42,990 --> 00:51:44,110 Great, it's beautiful there. 487 00:51:44,670 --> 00:51:45,710 And the hair, copious. 488 00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:49,710 And I wave. The dolphin kick. 489 00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:53,170 Okay. 490 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,980 And I come to show, as I am beautiful, the gecko. 491 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,400 Gecko. 492 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:01,279 Yeah. 493 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,280 And the bubble kiss. 494 00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:10,400 We're on the right track there. 495 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,740 On the other hand, your bubble kiss is the big mess. 496 00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:14,780 It doesn't feel like a heart at all. 497 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,600 It's funny, you. 498 00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:20,280 I have nothing left in my lungs, there, after a minute and a half. 499 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,680 There are too many tricks, seriously. The kiss sucks, you're not looking. 500 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:27,160 You have a month to train. It's essential. 501 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,400 At 4 a.m., you can get around it. 502 00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,100 I'm over 20, kids. I am more than 3. 503 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,680 Tata, 504 00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:38,600 put the crown on him, please. 505 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:48,040 Pretty, huh? Good like that 506 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,040 ? Too beautiful. 507 00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:54,770 How do you like me? Great, my Dear. 508 00:52:55,690 --> 00:52:56,950 Okay, come on, size to menupio. 509 00:52:58,230 --> 00:53:00,090 Ah yes, shit, there are hullers who are going to arrive. 510 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:42,280 There is a little taste though. 511 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,920 It's surprising. It's calva Benedictine. 512 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,560 Well, Fanny, it's been 25 minutes gentleman is waiting for you. 513 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840 Good morning. 514 00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:58,100 Did we have a date? Yes, at 2 p.m. 515 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:01,180 You have been notified by letter recommended. 516 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,560 I introduce myself. 517 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,960 Damien Vegas, Society I publish. 518 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,220 Uh, I don't remember this mail. 519 00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,280 You said I edit. 520 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,940 It is the collection service which manages your debt. 521 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:17,500 Okay, we'll leave you behind. You come, Gilles? 522 00:54:18,410 --> 00:54:19,810 Sir, please, thank you. 523 00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:23,590 And if you need anything, don't hesitate. It's okay, thank you. 524 00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:25,910 Thank you for the pie, it is very very good. THANKS. 525 00:54:27,110 --> 00:54:30,190 Do you know the reason for my coming? I doubt. 526 00:54:30,770 --> 00:54:32,150 I didn't pay it back for the month last. 527 00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:35,930 You have not paid any installments since your divorce. 528 00:54:36,650 --> 00:54:39,470 None. Okay, come on, let's go upstairs, we will be calmer. 529 00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:44,270 Is this your little space, then? That's it. 530 00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:50,440 So, as I told you, you don't have paid no due date since your 531 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,420 divorce. Well yes, sorry, but I have plus a radish. 532 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:57,220 What are you going to do? I am not there to seize your property. I 533 00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:59,700 I'm here to help you manage your budget and find a solution. 534 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:01,720 But no need, I manage. 535 00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:05,480 You manage, you manage, so how? Excuse me. 536 00:55:06,100 --> 00:55:07,520 I have a professional project that will change everything. 537 00:55:08,300 --> 00:55:09,780 Within a year, there will be no more debt. 538 00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:11,420 Ah well, that’s it. 539 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:15,240 Then I asked you, what kind what project is this? 540 00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:18,910 Of course I'm going to become a mermaid professional. 541 00:55:20,690 --> 00:55:24,010 Oh well yes, professional mermaid, of course. 542 00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:30,250 In any case, what is imperative, Mrs. Cabot, is to avoid purchases 543 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:31,250 non-essential. 544 00:55:31,930 --> 00:55:32,950 You see, she really supports. 545 00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:37,670 She really does... She sculpts the bubble. I think the hands should 546 00:55:37,670 --> 00:55:39,010 really help support you. 547 00:55:39,450 --> 00:55:40,610 You wouldn't have seen, she's healthy. 548 00:55:40,890 --> 00:55:43,010 Ah well yes, just now, she was in the locker rooms. Yeah, but there he 549 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:43,908 there's more. 550 00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:45,510 I swear, she's going to kill me, this even. 551 00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:53,400 I think that really the gesture of my... What the hell is this? Alison? 552 00:55:53,400 --> 00:56:00,100 T 553 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:03,680 Have you seen how beautiful I am? 554 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:08,860 Yeah, she's definitely cute. 555 00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:15,760 But what the hell is this? I don't know. 556 00:56:18,740 --> 00:56:19,760 Alison, stop with that. 557 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:27,820 What is it? Why the tank, Is it full there? You're kidding yourself 558 00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:34,080 from my mouth? You are under the responsibility of Perfect Minute. 559 00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:35,960 Under my responsibility. 560 00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:41,340 If the boss found out about this... You imagine the mess for all of us? But 561 00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:42,820 it's my fault. They didn't do anything. 562 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,480 But the tank, we go there once or twice per week, no more. 563 00:56:46,910 --> 00:56:50,470 Once or twice a week? Per month ? Oh yes, per month. Well, listen, there is 564 00:56:50,470 --> 00:56:51,610 health rules here. 565 00:56:52,090 --> 00:56:54,670 You think it's to look pretty that you are asked to wear 566 00:56:54,670 --> 00:56:58,710 combinations? Huh, Cécile? Yes, finally... Yes, good. 567 00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:02,110 You could have poisoned people. 568 00:57:02,610 --> 00:57:05,270 Someone could have drowned. You there have you thought about that? It crossed you 569 00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:09,570 'spirit ? Well, you won't be surprised to learn that you are all fired 570 00:57:09,570 --> 00:57:10,269 for serious misconduct. 571 00:57:10,270 --> 00:57:12,130 Then you, Madame Griotté? Clabot. 572 00:57:12,390 --> 00:57:13,690 Yes, Madame Clabot. 573 00:57:14,110 --> 00:57:15,570 All your other missions are canceled. 574 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:19,900 Then you, Paulette, after all these years, don't be angry, you were part 575 00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:20,658 of the family. 576 00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:22,100 But we weren't thinking bad. 577 00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:23,760 We just had a little dream. 578 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,780 But dreams are not for us, paupiette. We are only good for breaking 579 00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:29,560 back, cleaning up their shit, neither seen nor known. 580 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,120 Give me the keys. 581 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,300 Thank you, eh, family. 582 00:57:43,820 --> 00:57:45,700 No, but see it as a little boost thumb of destiny. 583 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:49,460 You will take advantage of this to rest, spend time with your grandchildren. 584 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,540 And then, we have 15 days to train for Bilbao. 585 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,300 There, there is summer coming, there is sea, there is everything you need. 586 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:58,100 We don't need them anymore. 587 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,820 Great, we're going to thank them, Tintin, That's a good idea, great. 588 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,040 Perfect minute hot. 589 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,100 You'll see, I'm fine thank. 590 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,800 I'm going to shit in the swimming pool their prestigious villa. 591 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,098 Well no. 592 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,480 Well yes, yes, I will do it, I will swear. 593 00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:14,380 I am capable of it. 594 00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:17,140 We'll see, we'll see who's going laugh there! I'm fed up with you 595 00:58:17,140 --> 00:58:20,600 bullshit on you! You're annoying me! 596 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:31,640 Oh 597 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,100 damn! Shit ! Damn, fake feet! Fake feet! 598 00:58:59,530 --> 00:59:01,790 Hello, hello, I'm Fanny Clabot. 599 00:59:02,150 --> 00:59:06,450 I came to the emergency room last night with Madame Paulette Colibère and I 600 00:59:06,450 --> 00:59:08,270 wanted to know if you could possibly pass it on to me. 601 00:59:08,850 --> 00:59:10,670 Thank you so much. 602 00:59:30,830 --> 00:59:32,590 THANKS. THANKS. 603 00:59:34,170 --> 00:59:37,110 Um, hello. It's Fanny. 604 00:59:38,650 --> 00:59:45,110 How is she? I 605 00:59:45,110 --> 00:59:48,130 I'm sorry. 606 00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:49,650 How are you. 607 01:00:08,770 --> 01:00:09,790 I can take care of it myself. 608 01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:12,470 I can take care of her too, there's no of worries. 609 01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:20,410 But wait...Bruno, 610 01:00:20,410 --> 01:00:22,250 wait! 611 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:52,940 Bichot? Bichot? 612 01:01:36,650 --> 01:01:40,270 Are you there? I've been calling you since everything on time. 613 01:01:44,590 --> 01:01:46,630 I'm sorry about your mom, baby. 614 01:01:47,030 --> 01:01:48,030 I swear to you. 615 01:02:13,770 --> 01:02:14,770 I am here ! 616 01:03:05,109 --> 01:03:06,150 I can swim. 617 01:03:06,590 --> 01:03:08,210 I'll take you back to the edge, don't be afraid. 618 01:03:08,570 --> 01:03:09,570 Rather die. 619 01:03:09,730 --> 01:03:11,650 I'm not going back to the old people. 620 01:03:13,110 --> 01:03:19,710 No but you are both crazy there, frankly. 621 01:03:19,950 --> 01:03:21,250 I don't care, I'm not going back. 622 01:03:21,870 --> 01:03:22,870 I want to go to Bilbao. 623 01:03:24,590 --> 01:03:25,630 I don't know what we're going to do with her. 624 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:29,410 No but all I want is to see swim the little one with real mermaids. 625 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:31,650 Afterwards, I will no longer ask anything from person. 626 01:03:31,950 --> 01:03:33,330 I'll let myself rot in my corner. 627 01:03:33,740 --> 01:03:34,740 No, but it's dead. 628 01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:37,000 I don't even have money to take one train ticket. 629 01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:44,580 What is this? It's the firefighters. Well, close the curtains! And there it is 630 01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:46,980 what, there? And there, it's definitely the cops. 631 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,020 Are they going to find us there? Yes, well, if they set foot on the boat, 632 01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:54,060 I screw them up, I'm going overboard. 633 01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:55,740 Okay, and no time to shoot. I'm going there stay, we stand. 634 01:03:57,420 --> 01:04:01,220 Where are we going? Ah, well, the low-high. Well, so much to do! Ah, yes! 635 01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:07,500 Are you not serious? Well what? In boat. 636 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,840 But you're completely crazy. 637 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:11,280 It's short, my Alton. 638 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,520 I don't even have my stuff, I have nothing. 639 01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:16,000 But what? You have your tail, you have your charms, you have everything you need to 640 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:16,618 the congress. 641 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,240 But yes, it will, Mimi, it will do. 642 01:04:18,580 --> 01:04:22,200 But you're crazy, I seem to be worthless. It looks like a toilet ball, too. 643 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,500 Come on, 644 01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:25,538 it's gone. 645 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:26,540 You're crazy. 646 01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:29,940 Hasta luego. 647 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,240 Eh, but I'm going to die, eh, if We only eat radishes there. 648 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,500 So, I would have offered eggs, but then, Dupont and Dupont, they did not 649 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,500 nothing given, as much. 650 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,960 But yet, it is not for lack of them pampering, machines. 651 01:04:58,380 --> 01:05:02,640 No, but seriously, what are we going to do? there? At one point, you are annoying, 652 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:05,920 anyway. The sea is full of Pisces. I put down a line, a real one 653 01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:06,738 survival, what. 654 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:09,580 Yeah, well, if it was that full of cigarettes, that would suit me, I say. 655 01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:10,980 That's the case, it's stopped. 656 01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:16,320 Oh, he's not your Bruno, is he? He you need to tell him you're okay, 657 01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:17,178 Bruno. 658 01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:18,280 He must be freaking out now. 659 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,600 Look, he shouldn't have put me in a home for old people. 660 01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:21,980 She's right, frankly. 661 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,000 He must think you died of drowning. 662 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,420 You name it, 5 minutes. 663 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,540 You don't tell me I'm here. No, but no. 664 01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,780 Hello ? Hello, Bruno? It's mom. 665 01:05:38,580 --> 01:05:42,020 Yeah, yeah, don't worry. I am just gone for a few days 666 01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:43,020 vacation. Okay, 667 01:05:43,700 --> 01:05:44,800 So, how are the little ones doing? 668 01:05:47,870 --> 01:05:50,150 No, Bruno, it's you, the old lady tired. 669 01:05:51,550 --> 01:05:55,510 Me, for years, what I did? I looked on my tablet 670 01:05:55,510 --> 01:06:00,310 growing up my grandsons and I never plugged in. And now what? You want me 671 01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:03,890 'infantilize? No but then there, if your father heard you where he is. 672 01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:11,350 Well, listen, I'm going to Bilbao. Yes, I'm going to see Nini swim. 673 01:06:11,630 --> 01:06:13,830 And fuck you! 674 01:06:17,290 --> 01:06:22,750 But you're wearing shit! No but It’s nonsense! Wait, we don't have 675 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:26,730 no more phone there? Hello ? What is it the tired old lady? I do this 676 01:06:26,730 --> 01:06:33,590 that I want! No, shit! Shit ! So ! Shit ! Stop! But not the foot no 677 01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:38,470 but! Basta! No, shit! Come on, road the big blue! 678 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:53,130 I'll respond whenever you want. 679 01:06:54,290 --> 01:06:56,270 If you like. 680 01:06:58,350 --> 01:07:05,310 Like cheese. You think of cheese. Like cheese. Like cheese. 681 01:07:05,310 --> 01:07:05,590 Like 682 01:07:05,590 --> 01:07:15,910 cheese. 683 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,780 Okay, go trample yourself, there. You managed everything your night. I'm shooting there. T 684 01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:22,780 'worried. 685 01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:24,520 Are you managing? Well yes. 686 01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:27,580 You're keeping me heading west, there. 687 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,320 Yeah. You look there, you're using this for me. 688 01:07:30,100 --> 01:07:31,100 And you can. 689 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,560 So. 690 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,180 Okay. 691 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,580 And still, it seriously bothers me crazy to be out in the open like that, 692 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:39,640 there. 693 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,600 Me, I'm being smart, but I'm not an adventurer. 694 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:45,240 You know, this is the first time that I come out of my normal hole. 695 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:47,480 It's... 696 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,600 What do you believe? When I am all alone in the open sea, I have the 697 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,578 scared too. 698 01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:53,780 Oh yeah? Frankly, even then, I don't I'm not too reassured. 699 01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:56,540 Yes. 700 01:07:58,580 --> 01:07:59,580 No, but I'm kidding. 701 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:05,220 No but you know, the sea is the place where I feel the most free. 702 01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,920 At the same time, I tell myself that I could very well disappear suddenly like 703 01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:09,820 that, by falling into the water, without no one realizes it. 704 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,080 All done by fish. 705 01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,920 We are here, we can hear you. 706 01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:14,760 Oh yeah, I know. 707 01:08:16,939 --> 01:08:17,939 Come on, hello. 708 01:08:18,029 --> 01:08:23,050 Good night ! I manage. 709 01:08:53,370 --> 01:09:00,330 Guys, it's dead! It squirms, 710 01:09:00,330 --> 01:09:06,930 there, on the line! Oh, my father! Auntie! Oh, 711 01:09:08,569 --> 01:09:14,930 no! It falls into the void! You farted the reel! But draw the line! 712 01:09:14,930 --> 01:09:17,109 Oh, but it’s okay, we saw others! 713 01:09:17,450 --> 01:09:21,350 Here, heat the white butter! Go ahead, go ahead! Go get it, go get it 714 01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:22,350 catch! Come on, 715 01:09:23,050 --> 01:09:26,810 heat the fish! Shooters! Go ahead! Ok, I'm holding on, I'm holding on! Yes, yes, go ahead 716 01:09:26,810 --> 01:09:32,270 ! Come on, heat it up! Be careful not to fall! Go ahead, she's not going to see you! 717 01:09:32,270 --> 01:09:37,029 That's it, great! Oh my! Oh my! Oh there there! Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! 718 01:09:37,029 --> 01:09:38,990 Oh my 719 01:09:38,990 --> 01:09:46,550 ! 720 01:09:47,310 --> 01:09:51,370 And I don't want to mix with my past. 721 01:09:53,870 --> 01:09:54,350 You 722 01:09:54,350 --> 01:10:03,110 sleep, 723 01:10:03,130 --> 01:10:07,790 Nina? Ah yes, you are doing your apnea. 724 01:10:08,790 --> 01:10:11,250 That's good, my daughter. You will be ready for tomorrow. 725 01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:15,530 Oh, Dupont has laid eggs! 726 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:18,580 There's only one, mind you. 727 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,060 Oh, but that's good already. 728 01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:31,600 Girls! What ? Next stop, Bilbao. 729 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,200 No, that's not true. 730 01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:40,840 Bilbao! Ah, yay! We did it! To us, Miss Mermaid! Him, day 731 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:44,220 ! Him, day! Didn't you say it? Bilbao! 732 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:51,820 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes ! Well no, You're sure, right? We're counting on you. Oh 733 01:10:51,820 --> 01:10:52,820 Well, I no longer have a choice, eh. 734 01:10:53,420 --> 01:11:00,420 What is this? Damn! It's Bruno! He beat the cops on our ass! 735 01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:01,318 Oh no, but you're paranoid. 736 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:03,120 It's just customs, they want carrying out an identity check is 737 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,940 everything. Ah well, I don't have my papers, guys. 738 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,720 Ah well, on the other hand, it’s crap. 739 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,320 It hides them, you, because they are going never let us be accosted. 740 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000 Go hide, my darling. 741 01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,540 Go hide. 742 01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:21,990 Good morning. It's an identity document. 743 01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:28,370 It's a piece of 744 01:11:28,370 --> 01:11:32,110 'identify. It's an identity document. 745 01:11:32,310 --> 01:11:36,130 It's a piece of 746 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:44,470 identity. 747 01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:50,180 Are there other people on board? No, no, no, it's two. 748 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,240 Yes, yes, yes. 749 01:13:30,209 --> 01:13:36,770 You have arrived! Do you want to water? Do you want some water? You 750 01:13:36,770 --> 01:13:39,070 want some water? Do you want some water? 751 01:13:54,220 --> 01:14:00,820 And what time? The aquarium. Where is he the aquarium? 752 01:14:00,820 --> 01:14:06,580 where you come from 753 01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:12,480 ? Are you French? 754 01:14:53,820 --> 01:14:59,840 I can't do my show there? No but I 755 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:01,500 I'm here ma'am. 756 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:05,020 Madam, I am here, I can go there and do the live show? Yes. 757 01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,160 Yes. 758 01:15:07,900 --> 01:15:10,060 Madam, I beg you. 759 01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:11,800 Vale. 760 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,160 Forgiven. 761 01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:17,300 Yes. Go over there, my ass. 762 01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:20,260 Damn. 763 01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:31,850 The Mermaid movie. 764 01:15:33,090 --> 01:15:35,330 Mermaid and aquatic humanoid. 765 01:15:36,630 --> 01:15:38,990 I hope you enjoyed our previous shows. 766 01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:42,030 But the show hasn't ended. 767 01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:43,870 Let's get together. 768 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:45,250 Men, come. 769 01:15:45,550 --> 01:15:52,470 You are ready to experience the most sensual show with 770 01:15:52,470 --> 01:15:54,330 Queen Mermaid of Sweden. 771 01:15:54,890 --> 01:15:56,510 Our last candidate. 772 01:15:56,910 --> 01:15:58,310 The final candidate. 773 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:01,640 Jojo Mermaid! 774 01:16:42,730 --> 01:16:43,730 hello 775 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:41,660 I know you! Are you in the film? Yes, yes, yes, wait. 776 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:43,920 Nini Mermaid. 777 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:49,040 Are you okay? Yes, I will GOOD. 778 01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:04,920 Voilà, 779 01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,460 it's better like that. 780 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,300 Well then? Pardon, 781 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,500 I don't know at all why I did that, sorry. Don't worry. 782 01:19:26,860 --> 01:19:27,940 Sorry, sorry, really. 783 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:32,200 You haven't really swum since Normandy, yes? Well no, no, not at all 784 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:35,780 All. It's way too long. I had to swim five miles like hell. 785 01:19:36,140 --> 01:19:37,140 It's already not bad. 786 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:38,980 You know, every mermaid has her legend. 787 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,120 Me, I wasn't really a showgirl in Australia. 788 01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:45,700 Oh yes ? No, actually, I was stripper in a crappy club 789 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:46,700 Perpignan. 790 01:19:47,110 --> 01:19:50,210 There was no glass of champagne or fish tail story, just 791 01:19:50,210 --> 01:19:52,550 libidinous guys who put me on tickets in the stream. 792 01:19:53,850 --> 01:19:55,130 We have to repackage reality. 793 01:19:55,770 --> 01:19:57,290 We are here to make you dream, my darling. 794 01:19:58,250 --> 01:20:01,630 Come on, enjoy your evening. Hey guys, the show is over. 795 01:20:17,930 --> 01:20:24,290 Yaya Mermaid for this original show and luminescent. We wish you a happy and a 796 01:20:24,290 --> 01:20:25,650 long-lasting career. 797 01:20:26,570 --> 01:20:27,570 Well done, Yaya. 798 01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:30,350 Thank you. Thank you so much. 799 01:20:32,950 --> 01:20:38,510 And also, I would like to thank the sponsors, without whom the evening would not 800 01:20:38,510 --> 01:20:42,730 would not exist. It's true, it's true. We thank them very much. And above all, 801 01:20:42,830 --> 01:20:44,890 congratulations to you for having... 802 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,280 Thank you. 803 01:22:45,130 --> 01:22:50,350 Goodbye my life, I'm pretending. 804 01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:56,510 Goodbye to my life and its worries. 805 01:22:58,110 --> 01:23:04,450 I'm leaving forever, I have met true love. 806 01:23:04,450 --> 01:23:09,470 And I don't want to, and I don't want to, 807 01:23:09,470 --> 01:23:13,630 mix it with my past. 808 01:23:14,570 --> 01:23:21,050 To my daily troubles, for this once you will have me 809 01:23:21,050 --> 01:23:27,050 not. Goodbye to my life, mapped out 810 01:23:27,050 --> 01:23:28,250 advance. 811 01:23:28,990 --> 01:23:34,510 This little path that goes straight. 812 01:23:36,030 --> 01:23:41,870 Immense horizons, breathe in opening his arms. 813 01:23:43,210 --> 01:23:50,070 Being able to sing, being able to sing Love without 814 01:23:50,070 --> 01:23:56,770 no longer think about anything Without tomorrow, without no link From one day to the next, 815 01:23:56,870 --> 01:24:01,490 just like it comes Goodbye 816 01:24:14,670 --> 01:24:21,510 I'm leaving forever, I have met true love, and I 817 01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:25,230 don't want to, and I don't want to. 818 01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:32,690 Mix it with my past, with my troubles of every day, 819 01:24:32,810 --> 01:24:35,610 for this time for me.